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"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God," she said. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan." - Sarah Palin, to her church in Alaska.

"Would it help at all ma'am to know what we are asking him to do is a holy thing? Yeah, we're on a mission from Gad [God]" - Jake & Elwood Blues

Alaska, the country

Most encouraging piece of psuedo-news yet on Sarah Palin!  EEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!  She supposedly, for a time, in the 80's (love them 80's!) was part of a fringe group pushing for Alaska's succession from the Union!  Why is this the most encouraging piece of news (I call it Psuedo because as yet, it is whispers)?  Because this removes the woman thing from the equation and places firmly on Ms. Palin a question of Patriotism.  Hm.  Can't Wait!  Weeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwww! 

Can This Election Get Any Better, I Mean, Seriously?

Moose Burgers, Caribou Slayings, Snow-Machining, Wife Whoring, Cunt Calling, Bomb,Bomb,Bomb....Iran.... and now, Teen Pregnancy - my favorite yet!!

6 Sentances

Fozzie was the ugliest child in the county. At least the county, maybe he cleared over two or three. His mother, once a whorish drinker, is now the town's librarian. Fozzie has a knot on his forehead, off center, roundish, noticeable in profile. When his mother gets sad, she tells him, sighing, brushing Fozzie's thin, whitish hair from it, your father had one of those.Fozzie, kisses his mother goodnight, pads down the hall way to his room, scribbles this fact down in his spiral bound notebook, (father: knot on forehead) says a brief prayer, and falls asleep.

Coming Soon...

The Great and Wild Ms.PattiMelt will be releasing the second edition of ENC (Emperor's New Clothes) Mid-May. Check out her website for details...www.thecrowstop.com

Update on Tuesday, July 8, 2008 at 08:45AM by Jeen

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Photo I took of Mr. Obama, Next President...

Check out the photo story to the left to see the man behind the ear....

Philip's Pickup Truck

This is Philip's pickup truck. It is the truck he would load old stoves in, filch miles of telephone cable with, struggle in and out of since he lost the leg. Philip was a real person. He lived for years in the boot-hill of Arkansas, a total goddamned enigma to the community where he lived and mowed yards and stirred occasional trouble at the KFC in. It is a long story that I will be trying to tell in pictures coming soon.

Joe & Russ are Pussies

My friend and vixen librarian Catherine sent me this photo from Iowa. It is rural graffiti. With the lack of buildings and train cars and the abundance of snow, an enterprising young Iowan (or Iowans) got to work...What you see in this pic is & Russ are Pussies...Catherine gave me a bit of context that I will now share with you.

She was on her way home from a Funeral (perfect) and came across this spray painted on a snowbank. What you can't see from this picture is the "Joe" portion of J & R are Pussies.

Leather Punch